for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
- Me: Kaneki did nothing wrong.
- Grandchild: Grandma, it's been 64 years, let it go.
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
♪ strums guitar ♪ why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices